saturday mornings

morning all! its almost 11 on a saturday morning and instead of watching cartoons, as we all did as a kid- plus, new cartoons suck- i spent my morning cleaning up dog pee and drinking coffee. soooo glad it wasnt the other way around. i love saturdays. mostly because it means no work for me. today's agenda, for those of you who are wondering and for those of you who could give two shits is: go to fedex and pick up my new phone that was SUPPOSED to be delivered to my work yesterday but wasnt. i need to go to the post office and to get mah nails did. i'm having lunch with my LOL friend annette. i also need to find a trashcan with a lid so the dog doesnt eat gross shit out of it. also, when we put him in timeout, i dont feel like putting the garbage in the sink anymore. this has also become a chore- the time out thing- because now hes big enough to jump in the bathtub and likes to rip up the bath mat thingy (the one that helps you not to slip and crack your head open. i think he likes the noise of all the suction cups giving way... that little suck-pop sound.) and now that he has something fun to play with, its almost not like time out. also, last night erick and i gave him peanut butter. and for those of you who dont know, this is THE BEST part of having a dog. seriously.

hmmmmm. what else. this is my new fave blog. i laugh my ass off daily thanks to the ineptitude of cake decorators everywhere and the wonderful lady who decided to chronicle this ineptitude.

i was hoping to get into a teaching program and didnt. which means im at the food whole a little longer NOT making a postive difference in anyone's life.

oh man. this is boring. im boring myself. this is my life? really? talking about dog timeout and trashcans? i need a new hobby. i also need a new bed, new tires, a new pair of shoes, a detail job on my car. additionally, i could use a million bucks, a dog nanny, a house with a yard, a sewing machine, a private office to paint in and make shit in (crafty type things... not "shit" as in fecal matter.) also, a vacation. thats about it.